TigerMunky's Grrreat Trek

"

XXX

(triple antioxidants)

c'mon. get your mind out the gutter,

we only named this drink xxx because

it has the power of triple antioxidants

to help keep your body cells healthy.

they are basically kiff little ninjas -

trained assassins that use really, really

small nunchucks to beat the daylights

out of nasty free radicals.

so in case you're wondering, this is not

called xxx to disguise any dodginess, it

does not hang around on hillbrow street

corners, or contain explicit adult content,

or anything considered "uncensored", and

it has never been seen live or nude, but it

it definitely out there.

30 is the new 20 and green is

definitely the new black.

please recycle.

"

"

revive

(b+potassium)

if you woke up tired, you probably need

more sleep. if you woke up drooling at

your desk, you probably need a new job.

if you woke up with whipped cream in

your hair and the number of someone

called "baksteen" on the inside of your

thigh, you probably need answers. not

to mention this product.

it's got potassium and b vitamins to help

you feel refreshed. in fact, it's so good

you could bring back awesome eighties

television, mix tapes and chopper

bicycles with this stuff.

and if you're like our boss, bill, and woke

up married to a long-haul truck driver, you

probably need a lawyer.

you need to revitalize yourself.

the planet needs you to respect it.

please recycle.

"

TM

"Awesomeness lies in the hands of the brave"